| - wonderful and EVERYTHING has at least 2 stories if you're like Macy's, you have 12! if you're like Forever 21 you have 3!!! if you're like Tiffany's you have 7! those might be wrong but I think they're right..
Wicked was incredible, of course! We had a row of eighth grade boys sitting in front of us, they were funny! some of their words..
"I can take your picture. I studied national geographic."
"Do you like names that begin with L? because, my name begins with L"
"You're 21!? Are you gonna get drunk in the intermission? Oh, well I am."
And some of my favorite Lauren quotes..
"Men shop at Forever 21?...BABIES shop at Forever 21!?"
"I wanna walk on the clouds..with socks on!"
Tim got into it with some woman on the subway..
"WHY ARE YOU COUGHING IN MY HAIR!? UGH!" the woman yelled at some other girl while she was getting on, then she went to sit down in a seat that was already wet..
"oh my god, a wet umbrella in a seat, people are so rude!" Tim responds..
"Are you calling me rude?"
"Well yes, it's rush hour in New York and you're putting a wet umbrella in the seat"
"Hell, a little water ain't gonna kill you"
"Were you raised on a pig farm!? Would you make your wife or daughter sit there?"
"Just shutup"
"I will not shutup!" and the woman proceeds to turn around and shutup.
yeah, New Yorkers are rude! but I forgive them because their Toys 'R Us has a ferris wheel. | 
